Sunday, April 19, 2009
Sagittarius- You seem to be distancing yourself from your friends with your quote-unquote restraining orders. If you keep all your friends at a distance with the help of the police you will die alone. You will be a lonely, pathetic old man with no friends and even your dogs won’t want to hang out with you because dogs inherently understand when a man is being childish and not respecting their past relationships. Dogs at least have a soul. Unlike you.
Sagittarius- Look around and try to understand what others are thinking. In particular, look out your window and try to imagine how that girl outside your house feels. The brown-haired one, the one with the auburn eyes and extremely soft skin. She’s holding the stereo above her head and it is playing Goo Goo Dolls’ “Iris.” Remember when we first danced to that song?