tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12752464249844431192024-02-08T10:53:56.973-08:00Selected Sagittarius HoroscopesEvidence that the Metro’s astrologist broke up with a Sagittarius and is having trouble getting over him. <br>
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(Part of <a href="http://www.theyearoftheblog.com">The Year of the Blog</a> project)Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-31229799312112006582009-04-19T10:33:00.001-07:002009-04-19T10:33:25.670-07:00October 10th<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- Fuck you, Jerry.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-597899190723624472009-04-19T10:32:00.003-07:002009-04-19T10:32:58.411-07:00October 4th<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- All right, I bluffed. You get another chance because you might have not read the horoscopes last week.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-72497581042775333772009-04-19T10:32:00.001-07:002009-04-19T10:32:31.029-07:00August 27th<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- You get one more chance to see your ex-lover again, she will forgive you if you become slightly more mature.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-74464647321548199732009-04-19T10:31:00.004-07:002009-04-19T10:32:11.815-07:00August 15th<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- You seem to be distancing yourself from your friends with your quote-unquote restraining orders. If you keep all your friends at a distance with the help of the police you will die alone. You will be a lonely, pathetic old man with no friends and even your dogs won’t want to hang out with you because dogs inherently understand when a man is being childish and not respecting their past relationships. Dogs at least have a soul. Unlike you.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-9395132197924571012009-04-19T10:31:00.003-07:002009-04-19T10:31:52.185-07:00August 9th<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- It’s best to judge your recent actions and really examine whether or not a restraining order is totally necessary.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-14610342771747665432009-04-19T10:31:00.001-07:002009-04-19T10:31:29.850-07:00August 5th<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- Look around and try to understand what others are thinking. In particular, look out your window and try to imagine how that girl outside your house feels. The brown-haired one, the one with the auburn eyes and extremely soft skin. She’s holding the stereo above her head and it is playing Goo Goo Dolls’ “Iris.” Remember when we first danced to that song?Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-67262052121923429222009-04-19T10:30:00.004-07:002009-04-19T10:31:06.504-07:00August 2nd<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- Severing contact with someone will permanently hurt your future.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-13481810567299504622009-04-19T10:30:00.003-07:002009-04-19T10:30:42.816-07:00July 7th<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- The hospital bills are daunting, but a swift recovery is written in the stars.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-56866245651745549242009-04-19T10:30:00.001-07:002009-04-19T10:30:21.170-07:00July 3rd<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- STAY IN CONTACT WITH YOUR OLD FRIENDS AND SHOW SOME MATURITY OR YOU WILL GET HIT BY A BRICK!Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-56215928232463860312009-04-19T10:29:00.002-07:002009-04-19T10:30:00.917-07:00June 21st<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- If your phone rings today, please stop ignoring it, the person on the other end has calmed down.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-62621720905545866182009-04-19T10:29:00.001-07:002009-04-19T10:29:44.190-07:00June 7th<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- Your love life is getting stale, and that bitch is probably cheating on you.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-3862163792537590892009-04-19T10:28:00.004-07:002009-04-19T10:29:22.622-07:00May 25th<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- Your new lover is not worth ignoring your old, and more attractive, one.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-40069488787688900582009-04-19T10:28:00.003-07:002009-04-19T10:28:57.354-07:00May 1st<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- You may feel like a strong person today, but know that questions of the heart are never considered weak. Please call me.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-85588690080526610592009-04-19T10:28:00.001-07:002009-04-19T10:28:31.861-07:00April 12th<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- Your blatant disrespect for other’s feelings will eventually come back to haunt you. Examine your past and try to understand whom you have hurt.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1275246424984443119.post-46093114303169140292009-04-19T10:27:00.000-07:002009-04-19T10:28:09.426-07:00April 10th<span style="font-style:italic;">Sagittarius</span>- Breaking up with your significant other is not necessary.Dru Johnstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06898973113892789259noreply@blogger.com0